sleading

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012

Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

by danceteach February 11, 2010

Slaking

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

Slaking is loafing around!

by A random cat from a video game February 19, 2022

Speaking Cursive

The fake, imitation accent people do to sound like indie singers when they sing. Often when people speak cursive the words are slurred, and hard to understand.

I totally sounded like Halsey when I was speaking cursive.

by jawanna blowme? February 28, 2020

Speaking cursive

When someone talks the way that Grace Vanderwaal sings

-Yo, how can I annoy my girl
-Just start speaking cursive like “gRaCe VaNdERwaAl”

by twentyfivehundred February 28, 2020