sleepy dick syndrome

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.

Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.

by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015

Sleepy Dreamer

noun,adj. This is a person lacking common sense. The littlest things are a challenge for them. They lack skills to even breath without a reminder.

Man he is gonna be one sleepy dreamer when he grows up.

by Master L0ki December 12, 2009

Sleepy_dowg

Sleepy_dowg is a small tiktoker that is very gay. They’re kind and caring, but beware… for they’re very heteron’t.

“Hey! Sleepy_dowg posted a video!”
“Oh cool! They’re really fruiticious:D”

by Kry.steak November 30, 2021

Sleepy Driver

Where person gives head while driving.

That girl looked like she was yawning like a sleepy driver.

by Air Horn July 5, 2009

Sleezy D's

Yet another name for the establishment known as McDonalds.

Hey you wanna go to Sleezy D's? Hell no last time I got the squirts from them "hot apple pies"!

by hollon1usmc June 19, 2009

Sleepy Dick

When you dick (fuck) a women so good that immediately after she falls asleep.

Tom: Yo how did it go with that girl last night

Sean: Great, I gave her sleepy dick

by Seanboi January 4, 2019

Sleepy Dew

The tears that come out of your eyes when you yawn from sleepiness.

Are you crying?

No, it's just sleepy dew!

by chinita nasty October 13, 2010