some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”
by the riverside July 23, 2021
Get the sleepwoking mug.Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.
by johnsq99 April 16, 2007
Get the sleepwacking mug.Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.
Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.
by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011
Get the Sleepwanking mug.Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.
This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
He sleepwalked right into me.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
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