Spasticus

Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"

The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.

'Spasticus Autisticus!!'

'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'

'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'

by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008

I'm Spartacus!

A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.

In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.

*during huge party at Tom's house*

Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?

*a few seconds of silence pass*

Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*

Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!

by I'm Spartacus November 21, 2010

Spartacus

Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.

Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.

by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011

Smarticus

A smart-ass term used when someone has done something extremely stupid.

Kid: Oh man. I just waved to a blind kid.
Kid 2: Way to go, Smarticus.

by Ap. June 7, 2007

Sparticus Furray

The most awesome ginger cat in the world ever.

'I so wish my cat was as awesome as Sparticus Furray'
'Not possible, he is the most awesome cat in the world ever'

by Spartys mum February 26, 2013

Smartacus

1) Taken from the name Spartacus, it refers to someone who is really smart.

2) It can also refer to someone who has a really smart or good idea.

3) A genius.

1) I am so smart, I am such a Smartacus.

2) That is such a good idea. That was a very Smartacus thing for you to say.

3) You Smartacus! You are such a genius.

by Bob Knight January 4, 2009

Spartacus

Spartacus was a Thracian Gladiator of Normadic stock, who (along with several other "generals") in the year 73BC, led a slave uprising that started at the school of Gladiatoral arts situated in ancient Capua, Rome. The rebellion started off with a relatively small number of escaped slaves numbering around 70, but grew to consist of over 100,000 slaves who had escaped their Roman masters to join Spartacus in rebellion. He was later put down in 71BC by Marcus Crassus and Gnaeus Pompeus Magnus (also known as Pompey - THE Pompey) following the battle of Siler River.

In the aftermath of the war, Crassus famously crucified 6000+ of the surviving rebels along the Via Appa with each cross standing several feet apart from each other, from Capua to Rome.

Spartacus was a fierce warrior.

by Historian7769 July 8, 2016