sloptard

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

by dpmoney August 5, 2012

saptard

A mixture of sap and tard. Used to offened someone that has done something stupid or annoying.

Paddy stop being such a saptard!

by Lauren.egan08 December 1, 2016

Slaptar

Playing a guitar while slapping the side, back, and/or front of the guitar to make a rhythmic drumming sound as well as your original guitar sound.

"Dude, did you see that kid playing slaptar by the bus station?"

"I'm tired of playing guitar, it's no longer challenging. I should start learning to slap my guitar as well. I'll learn to slaptar!"

by Hayley Bees-in-a-box January 17, 2009

Slagtard

When someone is acting like a slag and a retard at the same time.

“Luke is a slagtard”

by Centre back Reb November 27, 2019

sloptardism

Being a sloptard, or performing sloptardish actions can be seen as being so obnoxious that everyone in the room would see you as so including yourself.

Did you hear about the party last week? John took sloptardism to a new level!

by Craigg Hefner March 24, 2020