slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.

Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

SlappyMuttMutt

Scary mofo, don't mess with him. He will **** you up.

Don't mess with SlappyMuttMutt!

by Allen Woods September 18, 2003

Slapnuts

When a bitch such as yourself, slaps his nuts with his hands and blows your load just as someone walks in on you. Deems the name Slapnuts.

Josh Treb is a Slapnuts

by Seth and Fritz December 28, 2005

Slapnuts

A term used by some to describe the band slipknot and how much they hate them because they suck. They are not true metal and therefore cant be described as true metal.

Hey did u haer tht new Slipknot album?

O slapnuts maybe if i wanted to hate myself yea.

by Templeton10 August 4, 2009

Sloppynut Sunday

The most important and cherished holiday in the fuckboy community, where a male can nut absolutely anywhere he wants without being ridiculed. Sloppynut Sunday is always the second Sunday of July.

Brent: Duuuude, hell yeah! It’s Sloppynut Sunday! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Chad: DAMN STRAIGHT. Let’s go nut in that rude old woman’s petunias!

by Leader of Moth Civilization June 9, 2018

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

slapnuts

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.

Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.

by blacksabre June 19, 2007