slaining

to push your bike when you could / should be riding it.

slain (to), slaining.

I saw Joe the other day, he was slaining.

"aren't you riding there?" "Nah bro, I'm gonna slain it."

by frederico February 7, 2014

slainchild

a fat level designer

Slainchild is one fat level designer.

by oinkmister October 16, 2008

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.

My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.

by Llenar13 August 16, 2011

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

Slaking

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

Slaking is loafing around!

by A random cat from a video game February 19, 2022

Slaying dragons

A euphemism for having sex that originated on the Facebook fan page: RIP Severus Snape; The Bravest Man I've Ever Known after an admin said he was slaying dragons with his admin girlfriend.

Blaise and Astoria were slaying dragons last night for five hours.

by Lily the Admin March 25, 2012