Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006

shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

slammed

Having an insane amount of work dumped on you that leaves ya winded and overwhelmed.

My boss totally slammed me at 5:00 PM on Friday forcing me to stay at work till 10:00 PM.

by Seahawk April 15, 2004

sammered

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

by BMC123 February 19, 2014

Wall Slammed

When you bone a girl so hard she ends up slammed up against the wall. Also referred to as 'Wall Slamming'.

"I hear Pete went down the whorehouse on Friday and wall slammed one of those biatches. MAN they love it when he does that."

by stevilness June 2, 2009

Slammed

1. To have your car very low to the ground. Tucking tires, and minimal clearance between the ground and frame are a must. Lips, body kits, etc, don't count.
2. To be very drunk
3. To get fucked very hard

You car is so slammed that I can barely fit my fist under your oil pan.

by ADJFALSD;LKF March 27, 2009

Nigger Slammed

Basically, Nigger Slammed simply means, when one or more niggers carelessly backs-up their old piece-of-shit jalopy into a brand new, clean, nice 'White Man's' car. All because he or she is a stereotypical Nigger.

"Hey bro! What happened to the bumper of your new Challenger?!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"

by stile335588 August 26, 2012