Slamballed

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage

"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"

by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

slamblasterfucked

extremely intoxicated, usually to the point of incoherence or strange behavior

derived from its ancestor slamblastered

I drank three 40s last night and was completely slamblasterfucked.

by Arneville August 3, 2007

lambasted

To get absolutly trashed or plastered. Getting drunk to the point of no return.

"That's it boys, we're getting lambasted tonight!!!"
"Look at that dude flopping on the ground. He's totally lambasted!"

by zephead March 10, 2005

shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

Slammaster

The owner of a slampiece. The male counterpart of slampiece.

You're my Slampiece and I am your Slammaster. Sometimes I go by Slammaster Flash.

by Blackgold12 December 4, 2010

flambasted

1) To be put in your place.
2) not in right mind

1) Damn Becky you just got Flambasted
2) Dude I was so flambasted last night that I "hit" your mom

by Vaiosaurus May 16, 2003

shamwasted

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

by theskinniest June 18, 2010