slalom sore

when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing

Crash was complaining of his slalom sore to his buds at work the next day.

by Joe Wiley Mississippi October 20, 2008

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

Montana Slalom

Downhill Skiing with no less than 10 dudes. Each dude cranking the guy on either side of him.

Chris called the crew over for a Montana Slalom.

by George of the Concrete Jungle May 25, 2018

Snowball Slalom

When a man ejaculates down a girl's crack, only to have himself or another individual lick it off and spit it back down another person's crack, only to have it licked off again, thus being "snowballed". Repeat as necessary or often as desired. A variation of the popular snowball.

Sarah came over to visit, but Megan was here. Somehow we ended up drunk and I ended up engaging in the sport of the Snowball Slalom. Megan didn't rinse her mouth afterwards...

by Ipoundcheeks October 23, 2008

stupid-slalom

A driving method passing through or around multiple vehilces driven by people that are stupid.

I was nearly killed twice during my stupid-slalom to work today.

by flossie T March 30, 2011

Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 13, 2011