Sky diver

A woman that’s considered a jump-off ,one who sleeps around and does anything nasty and will even let your friends sleep with her

Friend:what are you doing bro?

Me: waiting on this sky diver to come to my house.

by Hitsquad reko October 18, 2018

Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Skydivers

Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.

Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.

Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.

"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."

" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.

Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."

by BlakOutt July 11, 2009

Skydiver

When your hammering your lady (or guy friend, if that's your thing) from behind, belly down on the bed, as soon as you start to snap one off inside her, you pull up all four limbs in a skydiver position. This will cause your full weight to make her tense up and feel a heavenly tightness around your unit. Orgasmic enhancement.

Broooo, last night I had Marcy face down on her bed, as I popped my load, I pulled a skydiver, shit got tight!

by JZrkman August 28, 2020

skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.

John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."

by harmonyhills October 7, 2008

alabama skydive

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010