skullcocked

To have been hit on the head very hard with some object.

I laughed so hard while in a crosslegged position that I threw my head down toward the bed, and skullcocked my forehead with my ankle.

by Jennylynn February 3, 2006

Skullscuses

A completely fabricated story about why someone is unable to do something they swore up and down they would do.

Person A: “I’ll be at next training I promise.”
Person A next day: “Guys I was attacked by a killer rat who bit off my finger so I won’t be at training.”
Person B: “Thats totally some Skullscuses.”

by Relative Insanity April 21, 2022

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

by Garthy July 9, 2006

Betty Swallocks

Sweaty bollocks

OOh I'm suffering from Betty Swallocks

by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003

betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier September 14, 2005