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Suede Skulling 

Where a woman removes her dentures and performs fellatio vigorously as she bites down on the male's member.
It sucks she got in an accident and knocked out her front teeth, but she gives the best suede skulling in Witchita, KS!
Suede Skulling by M Dot Demon December 13, 2010

Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.
Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego
Self Skulling by discorddessert April 22, 2025

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!
jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington 

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.
Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009