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skoogen

3 white guys with very fat cocks and freshly shaved balls
Seen Tyler, Brendan, and Bryce at the bar last night them 3 are definitely Skoogens!
by VirginSnatch October 18, 2023
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skooged

When you get bamboozled by the most savage man in the world
"Hannakah isn't Kwanzaa"
"Damn, I just got Skooged"
by Agnoers December 17, 2016
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Skoodge

Noun
Someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn't enough. Skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. For example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn't be a skoodge because that's serious. However, if someone threw a rotten peach at your face followed by other soiled fruit, you would call them a skoodge.
Carson: "I was talking with the girl I like and this guy came over and interrupted our conversation!"
Nathan: "What a skoodge!"
Benji: "We should throw a rotten peach at him!"
Carson: "YES!!"
by Short Tail August 8, 2014
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skooge

the fall-guy
any type of ejaculation
a spill of any liquid
to screw up
the character on "invader zim" that everyone loved to hate
Dude, let's go pee in that guy's gas tank and let scott the deuche be the skooge.
Dude, you have skooge on your pants, nice.
Dude, I can't believe that you skooged SunKist on my white carpet.
Dude, I totally skooged that test.
I loved it when Skooge got eaten by the monster, it was the culmination of my life.
by f0xh0und February 11, 2006
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Skooge

An Idiot
Any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
To messup
Invader Skoodge: A cheretor from Invader Zim that is fun to hate.
1.George W Bush is a complete skooge in every way.
2. Oops I Skooged
3.Glad I skooged.
4. I did not want to skooge.
5.Invader Skoodge is sooo so gay!
by griffin.windowsrocks.law804 February 22, 2011
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skooge

a mispronunciation of a character from gears of war 2 that has come to mean :
1) any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
2) the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
1)"WHAT THE GNAR!?!?!, you got skooge on my midterm essay you dick!!!"

2) "OmFg, I just skkoeged on that noob"
by pnykolasse January 15, 2009
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Skoodge

Noun
1. Something annoying, stupid, ludicrous.

Verb (Skoodge) Past tense (Skoodged)
1. To scam or ruin.
Adjective (Skoodgis)
1. Something stupid, makes no sense, annoying
That guy that barged in on my joke and ruined it is a Skoodge.
Burnt bread iss Skoodge.

My girlfriend was a Skoodge when I glanced at another girl.

I'm going to Skoodge that girl from that guy.
My brother Skoodged my brownie.

Thorn bushes are Skoodgis.
This Skoodgis guy came up to me and my friends shouted "You are the bankers" and ran away.
Traffic lights are Skoodgis.
by Vicentious February 15, 2014
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