sloilet

a combination of a slut and a toilet.

a dirty girl or whore.

a girl dressed showing too much, looking trashy not classy.

"What a dirty sloilet."

"On a drunk night I love me a sloilet"

"That place smells like sloilettesville"

You walk into a club or bar and there's a group of girls wearing just about nothing, or just looking sloppy drunk or trashy, you whisper in your friends ear "welcome to sloilettsville"

On a boat party, or lake party, greet, confuse, and gently insult a drunk girl "ahoilet sloilet"

by binaryfusion November 22, 2009

shoilet

A disfunctional bathroom setup whereby a shower and a toilet exist in a barrier free environment. Commonly found in the dormitories of Sienese universities, these cramped and unthoughtfully designed bathrooms typically decrease the occupant's will to live.

"my shoilet is disgusting and cramped"

"Nini, when is my flooded shoilet going to be fixed?"

by Steven Brinks January 25, 2009

skilettos

Badass dominatrix style black leather stiletto-heeled boots that do up so tight you might as well use them as ski boots.

Damn - sister could head up to Whistler and smash out some black diamond runs in those skilettos!

by monkeypersonface November 7, 2013

snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet

omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.

by sharty January 29, 2021

Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by Pierre July 27, 2005

Shoilet

A combination shower and toilet. Using the shower to either urinate or defecate in.

As in:

John: "Man, I really have to take a piss, but I need to get ready for work."

Mary: "That's ok, John. Just use the shoilet!"

by suz_q666 March 3, 2010

Skoletryhard

People who like school too much... so much that they think books are fun.

you are a skoletryhard krister mc sneezy.

by ReeP April 22, 2020