Pheurton Skeurto

A slightly creepy(in a good way) piano waltz, by the awesome band Sunny Day Real Estate. SDRE=Early emo music.

How will they know
Just where to find?
Under this bridge
I lie down
-Pheurton Skeurto, SDRE

by paramormon789 April 11, 2010

Sklunt(z)

Anyone who identifies as a skank + cunt + slut is a sklunt.

1: Hey… look at that girl over there, her hair is so gorgeous!!!

2: Yeah… I know right!!! I heard her and her friends are such sklunt(z)!!!

1: What’s that???

2: A skank, cunt, and slut. I love them!!!

by SKLUNTZ June 16, 2023

Sklunt

A combination of three insults. The words, skank, slut, and cunt. A quick way to insult someone

"Dude, your ex-girlfriend is a sklunt."
"Don't go out with her, I'm telling you she's a sklunt!"

by Mr. Beefy July 6, 2004

Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

Sklor

(adj)A combination of the words skank, slut, and whore all in one.

"Man, that girl is such a sklor."

by V-niz January 22, 2008

Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

skureckied

v. - "to skurecki": a female is "skureckied" when she is the last of a series of females (at least 3) who engage in sexual relations with a man in one day. An important stipulation to consider is that said male must not make any attempt to wash his genitals or leave his bed in between girls.

"Hey now! You just got skureckied BITCH!"

by Chase Samuel September 8, 2007