A word concocted by two skergeons in late 2008, describing a situation where in which a person called for a sexual favor on a Tuesday does not execute said favor until the following Wednesday. The man who received the call patiently waits for the woman to arrive, where upon answering his door, he unexpectedly, or expectantly, expresses his eagerness with physical combustion.
Woman: Hey, do you want to get together later?
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
by Skergeon MD December 19, 2008
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1.A member of society, who persists to rape every one and everything for all its worth
2.A member of a group of friends who is always expected to leech of every other member of said group
3. A particularly dirty person i.e tramp or big issue vendor
See German "Schklamm"
1.A member of society, who persists to rape every one and everything for all its worth
2.A member of a group of friends who is always expected to leech of every other member of said group
3. A particularly dirty person i.e tramp or big issue vendor
See German "Schklamm"
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