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salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
by shanipriya August 14, 2010
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Shlanging

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010
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Skandle

(n.) The impact or force in which the damaging of the reputation of those who bring a negative image to that of a positive thing.
Ringtone music popularity ratings are deteriorating due to the increase of Skandle's acknoledgement.
by Tha Kid (Original) October 7, 2009
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Shlang Banger

when a girl gets so much black dick she becomes extremely loose.
Boi that white bitch is a shlang banger.
by Nig_Nog-1 October 12, 2016
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shlan poofa

A car part that is forgotten by ken in the internet/tv show Barbie life in the dreamhouse
Ken" I think I forgot the shlan poofa"
"Does this look likes. Shlan poofa to you? "
by A person111111 January 3, 2014
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skanda

Skanda

One of the most lovable and sweet guys, you will ever meet. When he gives you a hug, you never want to let go. When you first meet him, he appears to be quiet and soft spoken, but as time goes on he begins to open up about his thoughts and ideas. It is impossible to keep track of time, when he is in your presence. He has a remarkable sense of dry humor, even when he does not try, Skanda can make you laugh uncontrollably. Intelligent and resolute, he does exceptionably well in school, on projects and homework. Being intuitive, Skanda has a myriad of innovative ideas that will one day end up changing the world in some way or another. Although he is a little cluttered, he manages to keep track of the consequential things, for the most part. Most Skandas make references to shows and movies, when it is needed. Sometimes, he has a sarcastic attitude. Skanda becomes worried, easily, and always has the best intentions. You wish you could spend all your time with him. One kiss will leave you in a dream state for a week or two. Skanda has the power to make you feel a multitude of emotions. One moment, you can be crying and the next, you can be chuckling. He always knows what to say at the perfect moment. You can tell him anything and he will give you a consummate answer from the heart. His friends, sometimes, have debates with him. He is romantic, but always keeps you on your toes. You never want him to leave your side. Everything seems so real, yet so unimaginable.
Skanda is one of my best friends
by Dancingintherainwithhugs September 15, 2013
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Skanc

Not to be confused with Skank...
An individual or forum or chat room member that dances around multiple threads or rooms spreading disgusting misleading foul or filthy rumors or assumptions regarding other members. Unlike a troll a Skanc will make repeated attacks on the individual even when the topic being discussed has nothing at all to do with the accusations or the person the Skanc is making the attacks on. Often times this is viewed as an "Ad-Homenim attack" but due to the relentless nature of the attacks the individual graduates from ordinary Troll to Skanc.
That Skanc wont give up. He is Skancing up the place.
What a Skanc! The Skanc just wont stop spouting off his Douche-Baggery.
by Boonyer January 10, 2009
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