skinny jeans

Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.

"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."

by Aaron Fox. August 28, 2008

skinny jeans

ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf

man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that

by idontlikeugoaway February 12, 2023

skinny jeans

Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.

however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
END.

My emo friend loves skinny jeans.

by cheese fer brains May 20, 2007

skinny jeans

Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.

fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!

by lalaprep12 January 22, 2007

skinny jeans

Fashionable clothing that looks ridiculous on boys, as everyone will realize when the fashion dies.
The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.

What do skinny jeans even have pockets for?

by m16 July 11, 2007

skinny jeans

Jeans were design for men only. (?) In the past pants/jeans were meant for men only not women, women were supposed to wear skirts... long skirts. lol

So women are the ones wearing men's clothing by wearing skinny jeans. lol

People are a bunch of hypocrites. lol

Tool #1: Skinny jeans are for girls.

Tool #2: I find it funny coming from a guy who wears pink shirts and earrings.

Tool #1: There's nothing wrong with men wearing pink clothes, rapper wear pink too. I don't care what you think. Whatever! I have to go get my body tan, can't waste my time with you.

Tool # 2: ...

by spiderkarnage July 28, 2011

skinny jeans

Pants that mostly hippies and scene kids use.It actually originated during the 70s and then looked goofy on 2000-2004.Then somewhat came back to style on 2006-2007.They used to only sell it on thrift stores.Now it's in every mall.Skinny jeans used to be for skinny bitches.Now people made it the new trend for dudes.SKINNY JEANS are not for fat bitches.It's for girls who have no big hips,no stomach,and skinny legs.Posers that want to be emo buys expensive skinny jeans that costs more than what it is.They just want higher attention because half od the people think that skinny jeans=emoness.

Fat chick:Loook!I got these new skinny jeans,how does it look on me?
Skinny chick:ew.omg that is so freaking emo.and u also look fat in it.isnt that tight for you?

Emo Poser:buys expensive hot topic & pacsun skinny jeans from store for $48.99 and wears it then shows off at school*

Hey.I got these new jeans from hot topic.arent i so emo?it cost me like 50 bucks because i am such an emo punk chick kind of style.not like those girly girls out there.

Scene kid:dude.you could just like by those at forever21 or our nearby thrift store for 20 bucks.

by Utada June 30, 2007