1. a male who is hilariously witty and sometimes oblivious.
2. a name that has combined the letters in the alphabet perfectly to create a word that girls find extremely attractive.
1. Wow, Dayton made the funniest joke the other day! Then he stared off into space for 1/2 an hour...
2. Dude! You got girls hanging off you all the time! You're totally a Dayton
1. Any jeans that cannot be put on with ease. If it takes more than 5 minutes to wiggle into a pair of jeans, they're skinny jeans.
2. Jeans guys shouldn't wear.
The boy came to school in skinny jeans one day and was rejected by all his friends. He then came to his senses and gave them back to his sister and never wore skinny jeans again.