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skinny skydiving

Skydiving whilst completely naked. To jump from an airplane or other airborne vehicle sans all clothes. You are only allowed to wear a parachute.
I went skinny skydiving yesterday & froze my balls off on the way down.
by BlissAbyss2112 January 13, 2009
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skinning the wookie

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour
I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex
by quagmire69 December 9, 2008
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skydiving

Skydiving involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying the parachute to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will deploy a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. Skydivers are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called "crazy" by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.
Skydiving is the most fun sport anyone could ever do and you should try it...this summer!
by Joe Bates April 9, 2008
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skinning and grinning

Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
by xXSerendipityXx December 19, 2008
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Skirvington

See also Irvington NJ.

Hell Hole

Home of real gang wars between Bloods and Crips.

Looking for smoke, dope, crack, whack, smack, uppers, downers, ludes, crank, dust? You can get it here, but just be warned that you'll probably end up getting your car jacked...which really wouldn't matter much after getting capped in the face. Once they ID your body, there will be no investigation and it won't be reported to the media.

There has been talk about building a moat or a really large fence around the city in recent years.

In the 60s, Olympic Park, a huge amusement park, was located here since 1887 but shut down after riots of African American teens from Newark in 1965.
Sam: Yo, lets go to 40th to score a bag

Frank: All you bro - u must have a deathwish to drive through Skirvington - especially at 3am
by JoeRanelli January 5, 2008
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skinning up

the art of rolling a joint using specially designed papers, eg rizlas.
fancy skinning up again?
by Amy the great October 25, 2004
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skiving

Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,
The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.
by jdsmsl September 3, 2005
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