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Nordic Skiing

the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
by Flava Fla May 10, 2011
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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016
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skiniving

Boy: "Look at that guy over there! He is really skiniving."
Girl: "Don't you just hate it when people start skiniving?"
Boy: "I don't know, I enjoy skiniving." He says as he tries skiniving his way into her pants.

People may tell you it is not a real word, but don't believe them, we all know it is.
by Ron64 January 18, 2015
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Shinigami

In Japanese Mythology, the equivalent of our Grim Reaper. Many Japanese shows (i.e. Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, Descendants of Darkness, Zombie Powder etc.) use Shinigami in their plots, carting off the dead souls to the Meifu (Spirit Relem)
Ichigo completed konso on a konpaku, he was a shinigami.
by Dr.Pepperqueen January 7, 2009
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couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.
Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.
by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007
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Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.
Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.
by funkspiel July 27, 2009
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Cross Country Skiing

A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.

Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
by rr123 March 6, 2012
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