Excited Skiier

When a sloot (male or female) pleasures 3 men by giving 2 handjobs and 1 blowjob simultaneously in a manner that makes the dual handjobs look similar to using ski poles

After our snowboard lesson our instructor performed an EXCITED SKIIER on me and my 2 bros.

by Pudblumpkin July 21, 2025

Big Mountain Skier

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.

Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.

by Waddy153 February 4, 2018

Utah Skier

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

by squevar September 16, 2013

skiveritis

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Snobby skier

Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.

Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?

Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two

by perrier1234 March 12, 2019

Munkes i skideren

Skal du munkes i skideren?

Asking someone if they want to get penetrated by anal sex.

Danish: Yo bitch, skal du munkes i skideren? Danish

English: Yo bitch, wanna get fucked in the ass? English

by Swaggerm8 October 28, 2015

Skipernicus

A fictional philosopher/scientist/academic - used to indicate that you don't know the attribution of a fact without actually saying "I don't know."

Who said "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?"

I believe that was Skipernicus.

Her style of painting is Skipernican.

by Fleen Bleensteen February 3, 2010