(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008
Get the skitch slap mug.A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
Get the skitching the wagon mug.(noun) (verb) (adjective) and sometimes even (pronoun); Anything. Everything. Nothing.. It means.. whatever you want it to mean!
"Hey Skoatch!"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"
by The Higher Ups November 15, 2021
Get the Skoatch mug.An art movement centered mostly around drawing mangled, gnarly, and grotesque, faces and figures....
by Skatchface February 1, 2017
Get the skatchface mug.This word is used to replace words like good, coo and fyeee “this word is better used in a high or a low pitch tone”
Aye bro how are you? “I’m skitchhhhh and you?”
Ayeeee your outfit is skitchhhh
Dude the food at that cookout was skitchhh
Ayeeee your outfit is skitchhhh
Dude the food at that cookout was skitchhh
by MO-NAY July 24, 2020
Get the Skitchh mug.The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
by nipples May 24, 2007
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