Seepage

noun: the slow pressing of human feces between one's fingers while performing the act of fisting one's anus

After a long night of heavy drinking (or not) as you fist a girl in the anus, your hand cramps open to the point where a smooth extraction is impossible forcing the girl to attempt to push your hand out as if she were pooping. During this painful attempt to free your hand, you begin to feel a sensation between your fingers similar to that of hot smooshed-up bananas, being, of course the seepage of her feces.

"Last night I was up in this girl's shit, literally man. I got it stuck up in some mad seepage."

"Dammit seepage!"

by Room 13 December 17, 2008

Anal Seepage

The act of losing liquid from your anus due to medications or too many dicks.

Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina

by Name1ess June 9, 2018

seed seepage

After you drop the hog and fill your lady full of baby batter she has your nut butter leaking out of her.

Her: “I need to change my underwear, honey. Got some seed seepage going on here”

by Comrade Sizzurp December 11, 2021

butt seepage

clear to brownish stinky goop that oozes from ass

my step dad wiped his ass then brought out to stick in moms face he said its butt seepage

by big john commode blast January 24, 2017

anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!

I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.

by Pete November 1, 2004

Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen June 25, 2008

Seepage Baby

A baby born not from sexual penetration but resulting from the seepage of semen between two morbidly obese individuals.

Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.

by AmyIsARagingBitch March 23, 2011