Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.
Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
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