skowronskism

Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.

Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"

by Philip Oliver Holz September 1, 2013

Skeswomp

A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.

Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !

by mrtool January 27, 2015

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Skewl

Skewl is another way to spell school

"Skewl Sux"

by Jonneh Boi May 7, 2003

Skewel

School. Pronounced like skewer with an L in place of R.

I start skewel on monday.

by Teilor91 November 23, 2011

Skewie

Australian slang for schooner

Hey boys, keen to head to the pub for a couple skewies

by Vinesy82 April 20, 2017

Skewed Perspective

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

by kerylteith May 24, 2022