Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

skeeting

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

Skeethong

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.

“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence”

by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019

Sheeshing

Another word for smoking hookah, mostly used in and probably originated in santee, California.

He's been Sheeshing all day... I wonder how black his lungs are.

by santeelyfe December 10, 2015

Sketching out

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis

I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.

by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020