John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
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Quite Possibly the most pathetic troll on the internet, Sheaton(real name Shelby Green) is a Sheezyartist with absolutely no talent or balls to speak of. She complains about art theft and Color overs when the majority of his "gallery" is filled with recolors of Bambi Clipart and Lines from Coloring books.
Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.
A Negative four.
Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.
Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.
A Negative four.
Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.
(On some of Sheaton 'Art')I have lately become obsessed with mixing coloring book pages together and coloring them into my characters.
(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.
Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.
(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.
Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.
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"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."
"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"
'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"
Polly: "ummmm....Music."
'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"
Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."
'Percy': Niceone....
"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"
'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"
Polly: "ummmm....Music."
'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"
Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."
'Percy': Niceone....
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