shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

skartdiggling

Falling over then acting like you meant to do it.

Jill is walking across the road.. then trips and fall.. and pretends she meant to do it.

Rob is looking and thinks to himself "She totally just Skartdiggled" WIn

Skartdiggling.

by ROCKERMANUK July 16, 2010

Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010

Shartyrdom

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

sharty bae

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.

Hi!
Hey sharty bae!

by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021

Snarty

A snow darty (snow day party). If you’re lucky enough to get blessed with a snow day you BETTER not waste it on studying.

“Yes dude we got a snow day!”
“Omg I cant wait to snarty! I heard sae, fiji, and phi psi are throwing down”
“Fuck yeah I love snarty szn”

by vanny19 February 20, 2019

Pulling a smarty

When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres

"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"

"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"

by TENNIS138 February 25, 2021