Sjoerd

A sjoerd is when you are super drunk/high and proceed to have sex after

Yesterday was definitely a sjoerd day

by PewPewshots August 27, 2017

Sjoerd

Sexiest mothafucker alive, and stepbrothers with Johnny sins.

Sjoerd is so big

by Jasper the November 22, 2021

Sjoerd

A 100% straight gay who loves women

Guy 1: I am not gay I am a Sjoerd

by Cartmanlookalike November 3, 2019

Sjoerd

A total gay nigger who likes to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.

"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"

by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017

Sjoerd

Better than Hugo

Sjoerd is better than Hugo

by Georgedekut November 22, 2021

Sjoerd

A Sjoerd is a type of person who is characterised by often being very drunk, appearing in Polo T-shirts and looking a lot like Scott The Wozz. Also most (not all) Sjoerd's are very good in the kitchen, however, a Sjoerd only has this trait if they do not get screwed over by the education system.

Person 1: Hey, what's up with Jan? He didn't show up to work today?
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.

by Kaj "The Fatherles" Raaymakers April 23, 2023

sjoerd

In holland the name sjoerd is used to say that you see a ugly dog

Look there is a sjoerd walking.
...
yes i see it, he is verry sjoerd

by Zwetter September 20, 2013