Sjoerd 

A Sjoerd is someone who is so attractive you don't even bother trying to flirt with him

''Wow, that guy is very handsome''
''Yeah, but why try? He is a Sjoerd''

Sjoerd by urbanboy1984 November 17, 2017

Sjoerd 

Sjoerd is a name from the Netherlands for males which means guardian of the victory. The female variant is Sjoerdje which means the same thing.

Well, he really is a Sjoerd he came in first place at the marathon.

Sjoerd by Mandy Spalk August 29, 2018

Sjoerd 

More commonly known as "the sjoerd day" during this day, you get immensely drunk and make out with the first hunter you see, you have to be immensely drunk to do this, repeat you have to be immensely drunk to do this.

OOOHHHHH, dude I totally had a sjoerd day yesterday!

Sjoerd by LOLZYTEHBASTARD May 1, 2012

Sjoerd 

A sjoerd is when you are super drunk/high and proceed to have sex after

Yesterday was definitely a sjoerd day

Sjoerd by PewPewshots August 27, 2017

Sjoerd 

Sexiest mothafucker alive, and stepbrothers with Johnny sins.

Sjoerd is so big

Sjoerd by Jasper the November 22, 2021

Sjoerd 

A 100% straight gay who loves women

Guy 1: I am not gay I am a Sjoerd

Sjoerd by Cartmanlookalike November 3, 2019

Sjoerd 

A total gay nigger who likes to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.

"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"

Sjoerd by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017