sjoert

sjoert is a mainly dutch male name who is given to people who are rather annoying. as such they only talk to girls about how much they drink etc. thinking this impresses them.

sjoert: yesterday i drunk 20 beers
you: ow rlly (who cares)

or between you and friends:
you: sjoert talked to me again about himself
friend: o not again, does he never stop?

by Almighty Harry July 13, 2009

Sjoerd

A Sjoerd is someone who is so attractive you don't even bother trying to flirt with him

''Wow, that guy is very handsome''
''Yeah, but why try? He is a Sjoerd''

by urbanboy1984 November 17, 2017

Sjert

To Ooze a mega tonne of liquid at a extremely fast rate.

"OMG BABY IM GONNA SJERT SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE" - Stephen Hawking

by ShrexPest June 14, 2021

Sjoerd

Sjoerd is a name from the Netherlands for males which means guardian of the victory. The female variant is Sjoerdje which means the same thing.

Well, he really is a Sjoerd he came in first place at the marathon.

by Mandy Spalk August 29, 2018

Sjoerd

More commonly known as "the sjoerd day" during this day, you get immensely drunk and make out with the first hunter you see, you have to be immensely drunk to do this, repeat you have to be immensely drunk to do this.

OOOHHHHH, dude I totally had a sjoerd day yesterday!

by LOLZYTEHBASTARD May 1, 2012

Ome Sjoerd

The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.

Ome sjoerd, what a great guy

by Wtkkfuck May 2, 2020

sjorty

the feeling of dread received after reading a text saying “k.”

xen: k.
lou: oh my god that hurt my feelings so much. i feel so sjorty right now.

by lou :) December 25, 2021