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sjoert is a mainly dutch male name who is given to people who are rather annoying. as such they only talk to girls about how much they drink etc. thinking this impresses them.
sjoert: yesterday i drunk 20 beers
you: ow rlly (who cares)

or between you and friends:
you: sjoert talked to me again about himself
friend: o not again, does he never stop?
sjoert by Almighty Harry July 13, 2009
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A Sjoerd is someone who is so attractive you don't even bother trying to flirt with him
''Wow, that guy is very handsome''
''Yeah, but why try? He is a Sjoerd''
Sjoerd by urbanboy1984 November 17, 2017
To Ooze a mega tonne of liquid at a extremely fast rate.
"OMG BABY IM GONNA SJERT SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE" - Stephen Hawking
Sjert by ShrexPest June 14, 2021
Sjoerd is a name from the Netherlands for males which means guardian of the victory. The female variant is Sjoerdje which means the same thing.
Well, he really is a Sjoerd he came in first place at the marathon.
Sjoerd by Mandy Spalk August 29, 2018
More commonly known as "the sjoerd day" during this day, you get immensely drunk and make out with the first hunter you see, you have to be immensely drunk to do this, repeat you have to be immensely drunk to do this.
OOOHHHHH, dude I totally had a sjoerd day yesterday!
Sjoerd by LOLZYTEHBASTARD May 1, 2012

Ome Sjoerd 

The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.
Ome Sjoerd by Wtkkfuck May 2, 2020
the feeling of dread received after reading a text saying “k.”
xen: k.
lou: oh my god that hurt my feelings so much. i feel so sjorty right now.
sjorty by lou :) December 25, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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