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sjoert is a mainly dutch male name who is given to people who are rather annoying. as such they only talk to girls about how much they drink etc. thinking this impresses them.
sjoert: yesterday i drunk 20 beers
you: ow rlly (who cares)

or between you and friends:
you: sjoert talked to me again about himself
friend: o not again, does he never stop?
by Almighty Harry July 13, 2009
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