Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.

He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.

by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016

swizzle stick

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.

Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.

by Maisie M. December 30, 2006

swizzle stick

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc

"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."

by chronos May 27, 2004

Swizzle Stick

a stick worth of an adjective.

often used because you are at a lost for a real adjective; speechless

The word originated from a tall bulky white man that may be confused as Drago from Rocky. Created in New Orleans it was established and made public in College Station.

Stop trying to touch my swizzle stick Randy!

by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 31, 2009

Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing

The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016

Shizzle Stick

A Man's Appendage sticking out from the pelvic region, Usually used to stab into a woman's crotch area, See Vagina.

"Aww man, I 'tought she was giving me head but she bit off part uf my shizzle stick yo!"

by WhiteTrashFinatic May 28, 2005

swizzle stick

A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.

Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.

by ebaconjr February 25, 2009