Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

sinoboo

someone who's so obsessed with china and it's people that they denounce their own culture and ethnicity. most of them claim to be of chinese origin but don't even look a speck of asian. some of them will even go to lengths as far as strictly dating only chinese people. these types of people may also be referred to as chinaboo's. sinoboo's are NOT to be confused with sinophile's (people who genuinely admire china and the chinese people)

person 1: god why does Taylor always brag about being Chinese ?

person 2: dude she's not even 2% Chinese. ig she's just weird like that :/
person 1: omfg she's a total sinoboo
person 2: right, that's exactly what I was thinking

by wangjiluvr January 4, 2021

Crypto-Sinophobic

A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.

Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives

Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"

by AznUnity November 18, 2019

sinovuyo

Sinovuyo means happiness. Bringing happiness to people. They are naturally beautiful and talented.

You are a happy soul, and your happy soul attracts other people.

Sinovuyo. We are happy

by Sinovuyo... November 18, 2019

Sinoboo

Internet slang derived from the word Sinophile. Sinoboo means the complete opposite of it though, these people are very annoying and they obsess over anyone who lives in China, or has Chinese blood in them. If you speak any Chinese language like Cantonese or Mandarin Chinese, watch out- they're going to get you for your language ability. They try to type out Chinese Pinyin, but fail hard. (Most of them don't know what Pinyin is.) They are NOT people who have a major in a Chinese Dialect and can ACTUALLY write pinyin properly. Sinoboos usually like to write their name in Chinese Characters when they do schoolwork, and fail very hard at the strokes and the order of the strokes. They also buy things with Chinese Characters that they don't know the meaning to. Sinoboos take Chinese, Hong Kong, and Taiwanese drama to an obsessive level by trying to pick out phrases from it. These people are NOT the same people who simply enjoy to watch these dramas. Most of them are also c-pop lovers. Sinoboos are usually not Chinese themselves, but they claim they have some Chinese in them.
If you speak Chinese and one of them adds you on Facebook, be careful. You're in for a big roll of a 'lao shi'.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? In Social Studies, Sarah was totally correcting every Chinese word that people said. The thing is, she didn't even say it right.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. I even told her, and she started to call me a China hater.
Person 1: She isn't even Chinese, what the hell?
Person 2: Pffft, duh. She's a total Sinoboo

by yourlocalsinophile January 23, 2021

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

sinoboo

someone non-chinese who's immensely obsessed with the country of china. this may also include people who brag about their small percentage of chinese ancestry despite having an even larger non-chinese ancestry. they usually stereotype the country as a "pop culture paradise" and think every chinese person is instantly superior than the rest of the human race for simply "being chinese." because of this, many of them attempt to partake in surgeries for a "chinese look" or may even appropriate chinese culture for a "chinese aesthetic." sinoboo's are so deranged that a large portion of them stalk and harass asian women in the hopes that they're chinese to feed into their chinese fetish.

person A: are you really chinese???
person B: uhhhh, yea?

person A: speak chinese if you're really chinese then
person B: why're you treating me like a dog? and no, i don't know any chinese...
person A: then you're not chinese lmfao
person B: dude are you a sinoboo?
person A: NO I'M NOT !!!! JUST BECAUSE I LIKE DONGHUA DOESN'T MAKE ME A SINOBOO !!!!
person B: i literally didn't mention cmedia at all. and considering you're getting so defensive, it seems i've hit a sore spot

by JiangChengGege February 8, 2021