Springfield Stinker

The act of cupping one's mouth around a partner's asshole, letting the partner fart, and then making out with said partner.

I made the mistake of giving my girlfriend a Springfield Stinker after she ate dinner at Taco Bell.

by The President and The Senator (also M and P) October 30, 2007

tinker stinker

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

by taylen24 October 14, 2013

thumper stinker

A person who farts really loud while playing xbox

Oh hold on I got a thumper stinker comin

by J.d.m_15 September 7, 2020

Soggy Stinker

A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.

(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")

"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"

"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"

by AnalMayhemSodomyBot August 26, 2009

sinker

Term also applies to breasts with larger/longer nipples. The idea is that hanging sinker weights over long periods of time will stretch them and make them longer and possibly more sensitive.

"WTF? Sona I didn't know you had sinkers!?"

by zephanz November 21, 2013

The Grover Stinker

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.

The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

Stinker Vision

Standard Definition television.

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.

by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010