Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.
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