British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.
Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."
by Hamza April 7, 2006
When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin
by Vortex April 3, 2004
The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.
by EDL1979 December 3, 2018
by Bling_Master April 5, 2004
A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
by SOLOBURGERR January 5, 2018
Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then
by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004
My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.
P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004