Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

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Slipiphany

The state of embrassing a Slipper related thought or idea.

Many thousands of years ago, the foot-sore Himalayan nomad, midway through an epic trek, experienced a slipiphany, and pediatristic comfort history was made.

by The Don, Manas Slipper Mafia January 20, 2010

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Simphany

A large orchestral piece of of music performed by a simp to impress a women.

Whilst simping for his favorite egirl, Mr Wobbles played the most epic simphany to impress his girl but got timed out for the 3rd time this week.

by Edward Zel Doc Gee June 17, 2021

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Stupiphany

An epiphany you think makes you brilliant but, after thinking a moment, is actually something you should have already known, hence making you feel stupid.

I had a stupiphany: I think Clark Kent and Superman might be the same guy!

by bademu October 15, 2012

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Stupiphany

The bewilderment following an event so ridiculous that you can't work out WTF God could have meant by it.

What the hell? That chick was the kindest, most generous person who ever lived, and she gets freakin' SMASHED by a drunk-driver?! I think I'm having a stupiphany.

We did everything right all season. We prayed like MFs. We only needed a draw for the title. Last kick of the game takes three deflections and goes in; we lose. The whole team was sat in the dressing room having stupiphanies - you could see it on their faces.

by Gumboyaya December 7, 2009

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