Simpanzee 

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

Simpanzee by CPT Ron July 21, 2024

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Simranjeet 

Beautiful. Incredible. Smart. Neverthesame. Breathtaking.

Are sensitive most of the time but can be bitchy when needed.

The best friend you can ever ask for.

Simranjeet is my best friend

Simranjeet by Jackson wang from wattpad ffs. February 19, 2021

timpanzee 

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey

Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!

timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

pimpanzee 

one who might be considered a pimp yet no one knows why, usually because they lack many things. Also, the "anzee" ending comes from the word chimp. Many pimpanzess are animals from the wildlife, hence the name. Many pimpanzees are national icons as well. They usually also like wroatches.

Woah he gets so many girls! what a pimpanzee.

I wish i could pimpanzee it like she does.

pimpanzee by Boolie August 29, 2008

Simranjeet 

Simranjeet
A wild man with a big beard and large ding dong. He has a lot of passion for women and a big heart for dinosaurs, he shares a big heart for conservative party. Nicknames, simranjit, simran.
If you have any relation to this specimen then feel proud and blessed. A man who has courage to say anything to your face and has love for many women

I want beside me Simranjeet

Simranjeet by Ariana Grande xx November 6, 2021

Sympanzee 

When you a person you is a symp but also a great ape

Nick: That guy is such a sympanzee! I saw him swinging from tree to tree just to impress a squirrel!

Sympanzee by PooBandit64 August 7, 2020