A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.
Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.
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Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
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Beautiful. Incredible. Smart. Neverthesame. Breathtaking.
Are sensitive most of the time but can be bitchy when needed.
The best friend you can ever ask for.
Are sensitive most of the time but can be bitchy when needed.
The best friend you can ever ask for.
Simranjeet is my best friend
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by d.t.v. May 24, 2021
Get the timpanzee mug.one who might be considered a pimp yet no one knows why, usually because they lack many things. Also, the "anzee" ending comes from the word chimp. Many pimpanzess are animals from the wildlife, hence the name. Many pimpanzees are national icons as well. They usually also like wroatches.
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A wild man with a big beard and large ding dong. He has a lot of passion for women and a big heart for dinosaurs, he shares a big heart for conservative party. Nicknames, simranjit, simran.
If you have any relation to this specimen then feel proud and blessed. A man who has courage to say anything to your face and has love for many women
A wild man with a big beard and large ding dong. He has a lot of passion for women and a big heart for dinosaurs, he shares a big heart for conservative party. Nicknames, simranjit, simran.
If you have any relation to this specimen then feel proud and blessed. A man who has courage to say anything to your face and has love for many women
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