smoom

to express love and affection towards those you love and cute pets

"Fido? Come here I want to smoom you."

by Leah Marie Alvarez March 20, 2004

SimoMine

SimoMine is a smart guy. It loves Minecraft and cubes games, that nobody loves.
It has a strange sense of humor because it loves surfing. He goes by it/it.

It has bad skills on HeartStone, but it still thinks he is great in it.
It usually does funny things for the meme, such as paying Goleador with 1 cent coins.

Oh look, it's SimoMine...
SimoMine, be careful in Minecraft!

by simomine October 11, 2022

simoot

The unstoppable sexual desire to rip off one’s pants and have rough Nigerian sex on the beach

Wow her simoot was so good, I hope she’s pregnant and I also want her vape

by simoot July 25, 2023

Siooma

Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".

Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.

by hoofed January 2, 2009

Shmoom

Shmoom means cool. Remember to always dab when you say it. Summon people are the BEST type of people.

Person 1: Bro I'm SO shmoom! *dab*
Person 2: SO shmoom!

by Idkwhatmynameshouldbeso... July 24, 2017

Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

by TheThought January 11, 2013

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023