Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.

Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??

by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004

Simon cowell

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022