Simmy

To kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(Maybe be commited with a 'steel' toed boot.)

I simmy'd you Biatch!

by Trizzy April 17, 2004

simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 04, 2011

simmie

Only THE most kick ass chicka on the entire face of the planet!!!

Simmie is FUCKEN SEXI!!

OmG BeCky..did you see Simmie'z Butt..its like sooO BIG!

by pEaNuT BuTTa February 02, 2008

simmie

a perfect block of cheese

yo joe pass me a simmie

by pipes November 04, 2019

simmie

simmie doesn’t miss, it’s impossible

simmie never misses

by simmie ss September 01, 2021

Simmy

A person (usually male) who has a matchstick in (his/her) pants.

And so, the priest said to the alter boy; “Don’t worry, my child...I’m a bit of a Simmy.”

by EManning2079 October 16, 2019

simmi

Someone who can't take a Joke.

I was f$@#ing Joking! Stop being such a Simmi!

by Chetsk November 29, 2007