Sillyism

Sillyism is a holy religion THAT IS TO BE RESPECTED and the point of the religion is to always be silly

the religious tex states:
1.Be Silly whenever humanly possible

if you want to join first you MUST subscribe to Max Fosh then raise your right hand then put your left hand up and wave them like you just dont care then you must repeat after me I swear that i will be silly for the rest of my life. I swear that I will sit at the front of the bus and pretend like you are the driver. I promise if your friend puts too much sugar in their tea you must reply do you want any tea with that sugar. I promise to make all dental appointments at 2:30. I am a silly billy, I eat silly sausages I promise that I will be silly at every opportunity.

Person 1: What relgion are you?
Person 2: I am a part of sillyism making me a silly billy

by A Silly Billy November 14, 2022

silly

Silly, goofy, and a cool friend, but also incredibly mentally ill.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jonathan?
Person 2: Yes, he's incredibly silly.

by bearbigbluehouse May 18, 2022

Silky eyes

The eyes that a member of the opposite sex subconciously gives you that makes you feel as if they want to marry you, buy you a house, and have babies with you.

He was totes giving you silky eyes while we played Dutch Blitz the other night.

by Barly Behr June 19, 2011

silly old bear

A name for a true friend. A true friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He will be there for you when you're sad, happy, even when your mad, he will be there. It is impossible to image life without this special friend. If he is not there with you, it makes everything so much harder. Someone you truly love and would do anything for. Usually, this friend is awesome and always helps you need. Originated from Winnie the Pooh.

1. N-cat, thanks for always being there for me, you silly old bear!

by dechertdog May 24, 2012

You Silly?

Used by Famous TikTok influencer @itsnoah.d assuming that someone is being silly, or a bit peculiar. Acting in a strange way.

“Hey Charli Damilfio I’ve been dumping your drink on myself for 100+ Days trying to get your attention, and you still haven’t noticed me!?!? You Silly?”

by Itsnoah.d December 16, 2020

silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

sillyism

The philosophical belief that life is a massive shitpost and our purpose is to be as silly as possible

See john over there? yes. giggling at the dinosaur plush. he's on his sillyism arc.

by floofer~ June 14, 2023