a word improperly defined in popular dictionaries for nearly one hundred years. a siphon refers to a tube bent in a 'u' or 'v' shape with one short leg and one long leg. siphons move liquids from one area, through the tube, to another area using gravity. the oxford english dictionary stated in 1911 that atmospheric pressure moves the liquids, which is dead wrong. its been copied by dictionary writers ever since.
dude1: clearly this siphon uses the principal of gravity to move liquid from this fish tank to this bucket.
dude2: not if you're the idiot who wrote the oxford english dictionary.
dude2: not if you're the idiot who wrote the oxford english dictionary.
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The opposite of gas. Used when people are talking about you, or a situation, where you succeeded, but they say otherwise.
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The goal of siphoning is to have the person be dependent on the manipulator.
Siphoning may be done bluntly or subtly over time. It may happen through saying things such as:
"I am everything you need."
"Nobody else could love you like I could."
"I will look after you and care for you. Give you everything you need. You don't need anyone else."
The manipulator means to take control of someone by making them dependent and withdrawn from others.
The goal of siphoning is to have the person be dependent on the manipulator.
Siphoning may be done bluntly or subtly over time. It may happen through saying things such as:
"I am everything you need."
"Nobody else could love you like I could."
"I will look after you and care for you. Give you everything you need. You don't need anyone else."
The manipulator means to take control of someone by making them dependent and withdrawn from others.
"I was being siphoned and realised too late. I had already entrusted my darkest secrets to Charlie and he'd told me I was a monster and that only he could love me. He'd said that if I didn't do everything he said, he'd stop loving me and my heart sank. If he doesn't love me, who will? I hate siphoning."
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When Tod opened his freezer for some cherry ice cream, he was horrifyingly surprised to find a jar of red siphon about to expire..... so he ate that instead.
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