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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
by Protag June 29, 2006
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pokie signaling

When a woman goes without her bra so that her nipples poke through her blouse or sweater, and asks her guy in, she is engaging in pokie signaling. This is an invitation to some kind of intimacy, from petting to coitus.
"It's kind of cool, and my nips are up. I'm doing a little subtle pokie signaling."
by Angel of the Morning March 9, 2020
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Signalization

The geographical area with working cellular service and preferrably internet. The point is that you are connected with the rest of civilization through a cellular signal.
Example 1:
Daniel: "Yo, why ain't ma bitches sexting me back?"
Leif: "We be out of signalization, fool."

Example 2:
Razz: "My phone never works at fat camp! This weekend, we got to drive back to signalization."
Leif: "And how!"
by Lectrol May 7, 2010
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V-Signal

It is an imaginary signal that only men can sense. The V-Signal is when an attractive woman becomes single but hasn’t told anyone yet. It seems to be transmitted through the Internet and can reach men thousands of miles away. Once the V-Signal has been transmitted, single men start reaching out to the attractive single woman, via text messages, phone calls, or DMs, confessing that they’ve had a secret interest in her and would like to pursue something more than friends with her. At a minimum, they would like to have sex with her, but if she offers more, they’re happy to take whatever she is willing to give them. (i.e. FWB or relationship)
Missi’s V-Signal must’ve went off last week, because she has 5 guys chasing after her now. One has even offered to pay for her plane tickets to have her come see him for a long weekend. It’s like the poor girl is in heat and the wolves can smell it from miles away!
by Missi-Long September 12, 2020
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Vice Signaling

This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.
Jimmy Bob really was vice signaling to the MAGA crowd when he got up and shouted obscenities at the Pride Parade marchers walking downtown.
by slaves2society April 20, 2023
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Yee-haw signalling

The lifestyle of looking rugged like a cowboy, but is actually a suburban/well-to-do person

A form of cultural appropriation, with the culture being appropriated being that of the American southerner in both aesthetics and economics. Offenders tend to be suburban or urban middle and upper class professionals engaging in what they believe to be typical dress and attitude seen in individuals (particularly white and rural) who are working class
You see that image with Dave Crenshaw and Ben Shapiro in cowboy hats? Total yee-haw signalling
by Ang12345 January 2, 2021
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