Melon Simpitis

Melon Simpitis is defined as a psychological disorder, that is in every male, but sometimes controlled by some, that plagues all males, whenever a girl approaches, they become extreme simps. This happens and is not limited to Discord, IG, Snapchat, Facebook, or even real life.

Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real.

Symptoms (Hah, simptoms):
- People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her
- They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord)

- They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations
- They want to change their profile to match hers
- They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes

- They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at.
- They wanna be her slave
- They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too)

A Coincidence?

40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.

A Random Melon: Hi
Felix: Heyyy, how's it going?
Melon: Great, how about you?
Belarus: Omg i wanna write about your period, yes.
Melon: what the fuck, no i don't want yo--
Felix: omg yesssssssssssss
Nikolai: I wanna be you, send pfp link
Kass: Check out my Hoxha bunkers 😏
Melon: Guys stop pls this is weird
Skrab: Yeah guys! She doesn't like it! She only likes it from me
Melon: DUDE. I DON-
Matias: I wanna be your slave
All aforementioned people: I'll buy you nitro if you marry me
Melon's Husband: Wtf? Immoral, how dare you all? Where are your ethics?
Melon: I wanna die. I hate Melon Simpitis.
Spoop: I made a fanfic of you.

by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 7, 2020

Smegmaitis

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis

Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

sigmastic

Adjective, used to elaborate an act/ characteristic attributed to a Sigma male.

Example: "he shut them down with his sigmastic sarcasm"

by DJLordy December 29, 2021

sigmasdiscordkitten

They are really cool when u meet them :). Also they can cook and they’re really smart . Amazing sigma’s fan. <3

-Did u heat abt that cool tiktok acc?:0
-Yes, it’s sigmasdiscordkitten’s account

by ilovemisatosfeet July 5, 2021

ligmaitis

a very dangerous disease that will give you testicular cancer
many people like courage and tyler ninja blevins have lost their balls to this disease

ninja:my balls hurt
docter: you hav ligmaitis and testiculr cancer

by the docter of dicktaory April 7, 2022

Sigmaticle

other worldy, out there, spacey, trippy

That was quite the sigmaticle performance.

by brodudeman November 9, 2010

simpitism

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.

Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!

by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020