A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.
by Ru Ru August 18, 2006
When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.
Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
by Elib November 25, 2006
by Caboose February 11, 2004
by Anony January 02, 2005
I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles
by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 21, 2003
Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
by weave July 16, 2003
When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
by Roscoe313 March 16, 2011