A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.
by Ru Ru September 13, 2008
Get the sidewindermug. When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.
Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
by Elib November 26, 2006
Get the sidewindermug. by Caboose February 10, 2004
Get the sidewindermug. by Anony January 2, 2005
Get the sidewindermug. I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles
by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 20, 2003
Get the sidewindermug. Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
by weave July 15, 2003
Get the Sidewindermug. When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
by Roscoe313 April 1, 2011
Get the Sidewindersmug.