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Bro-Sidelined 

When a bro has no interest in a female due to his bro's past or present feelings for her.
Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.

sideline friend

A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"
She says she likes me but never wants to hangout with me, I feel like a sideline friend.
sideline friend by bigred00 April 3, 2016

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

Sideline Ho

Being a mistress, or just a girlfriend on the side.
"My God, after sexing Mandy, Jake went home to his wife; Guess she's his new sideline ho."
Sideline Ho by Aidenne December 13, 2008

sideline bitch 

A female who is in a realionship with a fella that has one more main bitches..... however the sideline gets to ream all the benefits of a realionship..such as.. dates..public appearances..gifts...bills paid..spontaneous sex..without having to answer amy questions or go thru drama.
Sideline bitch..gets to have all the fun..
sideline bitch by UAS November 12, 2013
Outlandish person, or really anybody who would look like a cartoon character after a wardrobe change. It comes from the "Where's Waldo" series; there are bonus finds the reader can look for if they tear through all the main finds. Sometimes these bonus finds are characters that look absolutely ridiculous, like a pirate smoking a long white pipe, with a cutlass hanging from his belt and a bandolier of bullets strapped to his chest. Equivocally ridiculous people are called sidefinds. This terminology is used in the "Tasty Pint" blog.
CH: Dude, check out that old lady eating Taco Bell!
BJ: Now THAT is a sidefind...
CH: ...Totally sidefindish.
sidefind by Chapter H March 5, 2008