sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns
by simon gardner September 13, 2006
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Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.
Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh
by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019
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Sideburn

A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.

It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground youth culture, side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘Rate My Rollie’.
“You hardly sideburned that bai" - Stuck up prick
by TuPac Dat Joint April 10, 2018
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When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".
I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.
by Sausage Wallet2011 February 16, 2011
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SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.
A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns
by ChuckNorrisGee October 11, 2008
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Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.
"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."
by WHSMB January 12, 2009
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When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns
"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"
by Shmelgs October 29, 2007
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