Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

sickcited

Extremely, adj. extreme loser

I'm SOAH DARN sickcited FOR tEh ParrtEEE tongiht?!?!?!?!

by beeverz January 25, 2011

Dickicide

Killing oneself due to lack of dick

"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"

by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016

suckicide

Suicide due to perfectionism.

Steve committed suckicide last month because he got a 35 on the ACT.

by manformallyknownasJesus May 26, 2010

ratitis sucicide

is when the rat from ratatouille fuckes up the reciepe and hangs himself

ratitis sucicide

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012

pickicide

The inability to choose or pick a side or decide.
Where suicide is death by self; homicide is death by someone else; and pickicide is the death by not being able to choose.

That idiot crashed his car while playing chicken. I guess he died from pickicide.

by aml20111 July 12, 2014